This Bollywood blockbuster was produced by the Greatest Gay Man Alive in India (GGMAI).
So just like half of the 1Billion plus Indian population, Ms Gol Matol studies business. She also uses Liril soap in the showers. Like this.
But because this is GGMAI movie, of course, she studies it in the most prestigious, mother of all universities, the "University of New York" (it's so grand, even Google can't find it!). She lives in Toronto, and commutes daily to the New York City.
Then there is this Hipster Indian Dude (HID) who also studies at the same university. But unlike other FOB Indian students, he speaks New York, breathes New York and even shits New York. HID falls in love with Gol Matol.
But then, A Man comes out of nowhere (actually, he comes from India, probably). A Man is full of life, wears lipsticks and wears Only Whites. Also, he sports a designer eyebrow.
A Man loves everybody, sings awesome songs in different voices, and is sexually ambiguous. He loves Pretty Woman movie so much that he has watched it like 500 times. So he sings Pretty Woman in Hindi as well. A Man is so good at singing, he is even allowed to go and sing on the Brooklyn Bridge. He also goes to Dumbo and sings further. He is that good.
Anyway. So after like 5 hours in the movie, we learn that Gol Matol loves A Man, but HID loves Gol Matol. A Man, because he is bisexual, loves both of them and wants to have a threesome. But then he decides to sacrifice his love for Gol Matol - and he informs her that he is gay!!!! This pisses off Gol Matol and she is like "Fuck you, I will just marry HID. He has been jerking off on me ever since."
Then we also learn that A Man has AIDS after screwing so many guys without protection.
Then Gol Matol, HID, their family and friends, and about 2500 extras travel to India and participate in more songs and dances and they are getting engaged. A Man is also there, but he gets a huge erection and that almost kills him. In all this, Gol Matol finds out that even A Man used to fantasize her, and in reality, he is not gay, but just bisexual.
After this, suddenly, A Man is about to die. But he says - "I don't care if I die tomorrow, or day after tomorrow". He takes his own sweet time and even creates a Guinness world record for longest death bed scene of all time. HID gets irritated and gets out of there and even finishes his business degree.
Then, A Man finally dies with a very international background music score straight from Chicago Blues.
Gol Matol marries HID but she still fantasize A Man whenever they 'love' each other, and HID says he is perfectly fine with it.
Thus, the movie ends after about a year.
