One of the best sci-fi from Bollywood.
Maha Sukh Khan is a NASA engineer who works on the Mars Landing Module (and is also a good singer).
So, like, once he decides to visit India to meet his old teacher who had taught him Electrostatic Ion Thruster 101. He flies in his personal space shuttle and lands in a small village in India. But just before landing, about 10000 ft in the sky, he also picks up a Fuckir who due to his Advance Meditation Technic is floating and enjoying the view. Incidentally, this Fuckir is also a good singer. So, they both sing an awesome song (Fuckir sings just like Kailas Kher) and Fuckir then shows Maha Sukh Khan the best landing site near the village.
So, he lands there. The villagers have never seen a person space shuttle, so they are like, "Wow, man!!"
Then Khan meets the teacher and also bumps into a local school teacher who was also Former Miss India Contestant (FMIC) in her young days, and Khan throws away all his porno collection and decides to fall in love with her (no, not his old teacher).
Because NASA gives unlimited vacation, Khan decides to stay there for a like a year doing nothing but Line Maaro on Former Miss India Contestant. He also arranges local entertainment events where he sings few more songs and FMIC dances. (The plot gets a bit confused here as suddenly Khan thinks he is Lord Rama and all that - but let's not go there.)
During this time, he realizes that Indian villagers are technically not very advanced. They don't even know how to use computers and are struggling to use Gmail, and can't find good website for Monsoon Water Harvesting using Google and all. He also travels to another village and sees that those guys are still using Yahoo mail.
This saddens him a lot. He is like "Fuck this, I am going to teach them how we do things at NASA!".
He also shouts "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - and shows the villagers the great historical documentary "300" to inspire them. The villagers are now all pumped up - they make an army of 300 with Khan as their leader Leonidas.
Khan then collects various parts around the villages (like he uses the modem from the post office, and rockets from his space-shuttle) and together, they build Inter Galactic Super Sonic Traveler.
After this, for some reason, Khan tells FMIC "Don't be a bitch" and that upsets FMIC. So Khan flies back to NASA but remembers that he does not have his porn collection anymore.
So, he is like - Fuck this, I am going back to FMIC. So he goes back and says something like "You can take a NASA engineer out of India, but you can't take India out of NASA engineer" - this line impresses FMIC and they get back together.
